SOME CASTLE IN ENGLAND—A report about some wedding that some people apparently care about indicated Thursday that someone’s dad wasn’t going to attend or something like that, but really, I mean, who the heck cares about this kind of thing anyway. Seriously.
— Read on babylonbee.com/news/report-someones-dad-not-attending-royal-wedding-or-something-or-wow-who-cares-seriously/