Tim Tebow Suspended For Using Performance-Enhancing Bible Verses

BINGHAMTON, NY—League officials confirmed Thursday that Double-A baseball player and devout Christian Tim Tebow has been suspended for using performance-enhancing Bible verses both on and off the field.

Tebow was spotted injecting the encouraging Bible passages into his morning devotional in the team’s locker room and was reported to appropriate authorities. He is barred from playing in the league until a full investigation of his Bible-reading activities can be conducted.
— Read on babylonbee.com/news/tim-tebow-suspended-for-using-performance-enhancing-bible-verses/

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