RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM: Kavanaugh Caught Serving Food To Homeless

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an alarming show of religious extremism and complete disregard for the separation of church and state, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was spotted by news reporters serving food to the homeless.

Kavanaugh performed the frightening display of religious devotion alongside an organized group of radicalized Catholics, whose extremist mission appears to be helping the needy. Local news crews leaped out of the bushes and caught him in the act, asking him, “What do you have to say for yourself, BIGOT?”
— Read on babylonbee.com/news/religious-extremism-kavanaugh-caught-serving-food-to-homeless/

OMG!!! Washington Post’s BOMBSHELL: Kavanaugh Had Credit Card Debt … And Paid It Off! WTF!

Thanks to some class-A truth-seeking at The Washington Post, the unsuspecting public now knows the great scandal that President Trump has heaped upon them with his SCOTUS pick: Judge Kavanaugh once had credit card debt. But wait, there’s more (and this is truly egregious), he then had the audacity to pay it off.

After diving into judge Kavanaugh’s finances for 2016, WaPo discovered that the SCOTUS nominee had anywhere between $60,000 and $200,000 in debt, which he then paid off the following year.
— Read on www.dailywire.com/news/32961/wapos-big-scoop-kavanaugh-had-credit-card-debt-and-paul-bois

Huffington Post Criticizes Thai Navy SEALs For Displaying ‘Toxic Masculinity’ During Daring Cave Rescue

U.S.—As the world came together to celebrate the rescue of 12 boys and their coach trapped in a cave in Thailand for over two weeks, the Huffington Post took the opportunity to call out the Thai Navy SEALs who performed the dangerous extraction mission for their “toxic masculinity.”
— Read on babylonbee.com/news/huffington-post-criticizes-thai-navy-seals-for-displaying-toxic-masculinity-during-daring-cave-rescue/

Remember the old Mexican man beaten by a woman with a brick? Did you assume his assailant was White? Think again, and thank the British press.

Rodolfo Rodriguez, a 92-year-old Mexican grandfather was taking a stroll around his Los Angeles neighborhood when his family says he was viciously attacked with a brick by five people.
— Read on www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5933843/Grandfather-92-beaten-brick-mother-four-men.html

Is it “sustainable” if you have to tax people to do it? Environmentally minded Californians love to recycle — but it’s no longer doing any good

Californians dutifully load up their recycling bins and feel good about themselves. They’re helping the environment and being good citizens. But their glow might turn to gloom if they realized that much of the stuff is headed to a landfill.
— Read on www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-sac-skelton-recycling-problems-california-20180709-story.html

Mexican Restaurant Under Fire For Racially Profiling White Girl, Offering Her Mild Hot Sauce

KLAMATH FALLS, OR—Del Pollo Gordo, a Mexican restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest, has come under fire after a recent customer claimed she was racially profiled. Local woman Andrea Merz got on Facebook Live after ordering at the restaurant, where she claimed that the employee who took her order “just assumed” she would want “mild hot sauce” because she was a “white girl.”

“OMG. I just experienced some straight-up racism you guys. This is not OK. I just ordered a bean burrito at Del Pollo Gordo and the guy at the counter goes, ‘Hot sauce? Let me guess: mild?’ Are you kidding me right now? What year is this, man? Are we still talking to people like this? Mild hot sauce just because I’m a white girl?!” Merz shouted into her camera while sitting in her parked Volvo.
— Read on babylonbee.com/news/mexican-restaurant-under-fire-for-racially-profiling-white-girl-offering-her-mild-hot-sauce/